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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner,
Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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We're so glad
you came!
They're
here! They're here! The tourists are here. Yes, it is tourist season
in Nashville and the city is crawling with Country Music fans. We
welcomed them in true Nashville fashion -- two thunderstorms in one
day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. Already worried
about Nashville being under water, they were wishing they had packed
their life jackets and water wings.
Not to worry, the storms went away and the hot weather set in, the
hot humid summer weather, that is. Tourists out in the sun for
daytime concerts were sizzling in the sun and being treated for heat
exhaustion. Still, they are happy to be here and Nashville is glad
to see them.
The CMA Music festival is Nashville's first big event since the
floods of May. If the tourists don't come, the economy suffers, and
when the economy is bad, everyone hurts. One of the biggest economic
booms around here is tourism. Business people were worried about a
lost tourist season.
But they came -- they came in spite of the floods, in spite of the
rain, in spite of the heat, in spite of the crunch on hotel rooms.
They walk the streets in their straw cowboy hats, with their blue
CMA tote bags, trying hard to look like their favorite country
singer. They hang out during the day on Broadway and Second Street
where the honky-tonks are or at Riverfront Park where the concerts
are, but are special events take place all over the city.
At night they go to outdoor concerts at the Titan's stadium where
they get a chance to see their favorite country stars perform. And
the stars do come out at the CMA Music Festival. For those fans
wanting to see a lot of big performers in a short period of time,
there is no better place than the four day CMA Music Festival where
big names in the music business can be seen every night.
This year fifty percent of the earnings from the music festival will
go for Nashville flood relief. The country music people have been
invaluable in helping to raise funds, even through many of them have
been flooded or lost property themselves. The biggest storage
place used for musical instruments and equipment was, guess where,
near the bank of the Cumberland River.
You probably heard about the floods or saw it on TV, though not much
attention was paid to us by national media. No one seemed to care
much that we were drowning. Fortunately, southerners come from hardy
stock. Good old boys got out their fishing boats to rescue the
stranded and 12,000 people jammed phone lines calling to volunteer
their help in cleaning up afterward. They don't call this the
Volunteer State for nothing.
And now we are flooded again. But, this time we are flooded with
Country Music Fans who have come to show their support. The 20,000
that were expected turned into a 32,000 people avalanche. With the
Opryland Hotel closed due to flood damage, they have had to find
other places to stay and are spread out all over the city.
Traffic is unbearable, a solid traffic jam. But it is only for one
week and we are used to traffic jams here. At least the streets are
not under water any more. Even with the Opryland area closed, there
is plenty to see and do. Most big attractions have reopened and the
Grand Ole Opry moved back to the Ryman Auditorium temporarily. It
was actually pretty amazing how quickly the city recovered from the
worst disaster Tennessee has ever had.
So, we go on about our business, working, going to doctor
appointments, buying groceries, shopping, the things that ordinary
people do in ordinary life, except for those displaced by the flood
that are still in limbo about what to do.
This year we are putting on our happiest grins and looking forward
to our next flood, the flood of money that the visitors will spend.
They didn't give up on us, and we love them for it -- all 32,000 of
them.
Welcome to Nashville. We're so glad you came!
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
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