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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner,
Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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Dog Ate Saran Wrap.... |
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My Dog Ate Saran Wrap
Gizmo is really a good dog most of the time. He's a 15 years
old Sheltie who long ago outlived most of the other dogs of
his breed. He spends most of his days napping and dreaming.
His arthritis prevents much running and playing, and we don't
think he hears or sees too well either.
Here lately, he really has us worried as he won't eat. He just
doesn't seem to like his dog food any more. People food is
another story. He is the world's biggest moocher when anyone
is trying to eat. But the vet said "no people food"
as it isn't good for him.
The other day I was fixing dinner. I warmed up some corn on
the cob in the microwave by wrapping it in plastic wrap. When
I unwrapped it, the wrap accidentally fell on the floor. The
moocher is always around when there is food present. Before I
could pick it up, he grabbed it.
I tried to get it away from him, but he ran. I yelled
for my honey to stop him, but before he could tackle him and
pry open his mouth, the Saran Wrap was gone. The dog swallowed
it.
Oh, no! What to do? The dog ate Saran Wrap. I can't believe
it! He will not eat his dog food but he will eat Saran Wrap?
The corn didn't even have butter on it.
Fortunately, he had an appointment at the vet the next day
anyhow. He seemed perfectly fine and a little proud of himself
for fooling people and mooching something he wasn't supposed
to have.
We Goggled "Dog ate Saran Wrap" on the Internet to
see how dangerous it was. Surprisingly, he is not the only dog
that has a taste for plastic. A lot of dogs apparently do
this. Usually, however, the plastic is wrapped around food
like fried chicken, and the plastic is simply incidental to
the snack.
We seem to have the only dog that eats plastic wrap by itself,
without butter.
Basically, there are three things that can happen, none of
them pleasant to talk about. But since we are this far in the
story, I might as well tell you. The dog can throw it up, it
can pass through, or it can wad up and cause a blockage that
has to be removed surgically.
"Watch the dog to see if it acts sick or lethargic,"
advised the Internet. Oh great, this dog always acts that way.
At his age, he is not exactly a bundle of energy.
I felt really bad. Giz had made through thick and thin to live
to a ripe old age and now I had probably killed him by letting
him eat plastic wrap.
Apparently, Saran Wrap didn't agree with the dog because by
the next morning, he coughed it up and the crisis was over.
Thank goodness. At his age we were not sure if he could go
through a surgery.
My daughter took him to the veterinarian the next day and told
him what had happened. The vet normally would not laugh at
something so potentially serious, but since things were okay
now, he could see the humor. He could not understand why a dog
would eat Saran Wrap and turn up his nose at dog food either.
Anyhow, there is a happy ending. The vet prescribed a special
food that is for dogs that have been sick. It is high calorie
and palatable. The dog loves it and gobbles it down as if it
is people food. In fact, when we give it to him, we have to
stand guard as the cats come around and try to eat it too.
Now when he mooches, we just give him his own special food and
he thinks he is getting a treat -- one even better than Saran
Wrap.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
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