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Do they give you the senior citizen discount without
checking your ID?
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Do you detest your hair and clothes getting wet?
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Would you like the rides better if they ran them in slow
motion?
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Would you rather go to a restaurant for a meal than eat
corn dogs on an umbrella table?
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Do you think there should be a law against the prices they
charge for soft drinks and plan to write your congressman about it?
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Do you get nervous when there are no adults in line except
you?
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Do your eyes get crossed from watching the racing coasters?
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Did you notice that none of the other women are carrying a purse?
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Do you stop at all the restrooms because you don’t know
if you will find the next one soon enough?
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Do you go inside gift shops and look around just because
they are air-conditioned?
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Do you complain because customer service does not have
blood pressure machines?
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Do you end up walking around in circles all day because you
can’t figure out the map?
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Is your favorite thing about the park all the pretty
flowers?
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Do you buy your sno-cone with cherry syrup instead of lime,
lemon, grape, strawberry, orange, tangerine, blueberry, raspberry,
boysenberry, blackberry, kiwi, or watermelon?
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Does your back hurt? Your neck hurt? Your kidneys hurt? Are
you are sunburned? Or do your feet have blisters?
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Do you spend most of the day planning how you will get even
with the person that talked you into coming here?
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Could a 30 second thrill ride be long enough to last you
for a lifetime?
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Do you buy your souvenirs long before closing time to beat
the last minute rush?
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Do you take Coke cans to the park to get a discount?
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Do you tell young people with baggy pants to pull them up?
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Are you are offended by the suggestive slogans on tee
shirts?
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Have you ever learned a new swear word while on a thrill
ride?
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Have you lost your glasses, your wallet, your hat or your
false teeth, while upside down?
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Do feel you can't make it to the front gate without
oxygen?
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Did you ever buy a three-day pass just to get a free
teeshirt, and then never use either of them.
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Do you think that the generation gap is bigger on a roller
coaster than any other place?
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Is your favorite phrase: "Let me offfff!"?
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Can you remember where you lost your camera, as well as
your supper?
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Will the soles on your tennis shoes melt on hot asphalt?
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Have you ever ridden the tram around the parking lot three
times because you couldn’t remember where you left the car?
