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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
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Mule Day....
 


Mule Day

You wonít believe what I did last Saturday. In fact, I donít believe what I did last Saturday. I went to Mule Day. It was like dying and waking up in good olí boy heaven. There were mules, dirt, mules, crafts, mules, wagons, mules, food, mules, farmers, mules and more mules.

One of the biggest mule related events in the country is right here in Tennessee in Columbia, not far down the road from Nashville. Iíve never been before, but since it was nearby, I felt it was my responsibility as a humorist to go see it so I could report back to you. Iíve never seen so many
mules in one place in all my life Ė big mules, little mules, black mules, white mules, even a few spotted mules.

Mule lovers from all over the country come to show their mules and compete in mule contests. One of the bigger events was something called ďpulling mules.Ē It consisted of hitching up a team of mules to heavy weights and trying to see which team could pull the most weight. It was actually a spectator event.

At one time, Columbia was a big center for breeding, trading and selling mules. It seems that mules are unusual in that they cannot reproduce themselves and each mule is produced only by cross breeding between a donkey and a horse, which creates a constant mule market. If you didnít know that before, donít feel badly. Neither did I.

Columbiaís Mule Day started way back in the 1840ís when farmers came to the livestock and mule market. Mules were stronger than horses and able to pull plows, draw wagons and provide transportation. Mules were work animals, especially important in the development of the country before motorized vehicles. A good mule was a farmerís most valuable asset.

Mules in this country go back as far as George Washington, who was not only the father of our country, but was also the father of the mule industry. It seems that the first breeding donkey in our country was a gift to him from the king of Spain. No, Iím not making this up, and it isnít nearly as dubious as the cherry tree story anyhow.

Before my mule encounter, I thought all mules were brown, but they are as varied as the horse species that are used to produce them. I wanted to take some close up photos of the mules in the livestock pens, but the mules kept turning their backsides toward me. I think they saw my camera and did not want the flash in their eyes. Thatís my story anyhow.

Over 200,000 people come to Columbia for Mule Day. Can you believe it? Mingling elbow to elbow with country folks in coveralls and tractors hats, trying not to sneeze from the hay or step in anything awful, I decided that I might skip the fair part next time and just go for the parade. I
especially liked the parade since these mules were dressed in their finest gear and also hitched to wagons so they could not turn their backsides towards me.

Mules have a reputation for being stubborn, but mule experts say this is not true. Mules are actually highly intelligent, smarter even than horses. Mules know when they are tired and itís time to quit - so they do. Iíve learned a whole lot more than I every wanted to know about mules, but have come to appreciate them in a way I never did before..

But the most beneficial thing Iíve learned from mules is that when you are tired, just quit.


Copyright 2004 Sheila Moss
 
 



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