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Meet the
Columnist
Columnist, Sheila
Moss, is a free-lance writer from Tennessee. She writes
funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family
matters and anything else that she finds amusing.
She is
seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport and Hill
Country Times and
appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish
Times. She has written for Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner,
Angleton
Advocate, and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News
Journal. She has been
published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks
at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her
articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of
books. Her articles have appeared in
numerous other publications, both print and online.
She is a board member and the Web
Editor of Columnists.com, website of the National Society of Newspaper
Columnists, the
oldest and largest professional organization
for news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of
SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com.
To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your
newspaper, or
to republish an
article, please contact her. It's that easy.
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The Egyptian Series.... |
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The
Egyptian Series
The time was here for the big event, our adventure
tour to Egypt. Day one was lost somewhere in a time warp due to the
eight hour difference in time between the U.S. and Egypt. Before the
warp, most of the day was spent wandering around JRK airport in New
York trying to find Egypt Air.
I’ve
been getting ready to go for months – years, actually. I’ve been
buying odds and ends as I think of them, little 3 oz bottles, new
underwear (as you don’t want customs officials to see your old
underwear), a sunhat, travel clock, and all the other weird gear
listed in the travel agency’s “must have” list. I’m going to
Egypt to see the pyramids, the trip of a lifetime. I thought I was all
set.
I
couldn't believe it when I saw the list --- all those shots just to be
able to travel? Some of these diseases have been eradicated for
half a century. I was looking at the CDC website which recommends
various immunizations needed for traveling outside the country. The list for Egypt is so extensive that
it cracked my glasses to read it.
Since
I will be going on an international trip in a few months, I've been
reading some travel tips about packing light, what to take, and such.
One of the tips I came across regarding international travel was a bit
surprising to me: "Try not to look like an American."
"Just
think," said my sister, "a chance to see the world's oldest
civilization, the Sphinx, the pyramids, Cairo and the Nile
River." So, I made the down payment to the Overseas Adventure
Travel Agency and signed the dotted line. It's always my sister that
gets me into these things.
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Copyright 2010 Sheila Moss
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Sheila Moss
PO Box 198019
Nashville, TN 37219
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