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Meet the Columnist

Columnist, Sheila Moss, is a free-lance writer from  Tennessee. She writes  funny stuff about southern life, women's issues, family matters and anything else that  she finds amusing.

She is seen weekly in the Daily News of Kingsport  and Hill Country Times and appears in a monthly humor publication called Foolish Times.  She has written for  Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books have recently published a number of her articles in their Let There Be Laughter series of books. Her articles have appeared in numerous other publications, both print and online.

She is a board member and the Web Editor of  Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for  news columnists. She is also the Web Editor of SouthernHumorists.com as well as this website, HumorColumnist.com

To carry her self- syndicated weekly column in your newspaper, or to republish an article, please contact her. It's that easy.


   
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Humor Columns...
 

                                                         

Ruberbands are the Latest Fad Severe Winter Weather
Interview with Mrs. Claus The Cat's New Tree
Domestic Diva Too Much Thanksgiving
Fleeing the Flu Hell-s TV
Remembering Autumn The Sky's a-Falling
Finally Friday A New Place
Afflicted by Arthur A Shooting Spree
False Teeth Fiasco Dear Wife Swap
Time to Call the Plumber What Color is Brown?
Losing my Head Doit-youself Easy Assembly
Liberation from Purses Hasta la vista Ventura
Where do they  come from? Wall-to-Wall
Road Trip Invisible Dust
Understanding A Mother Living to be 100
Girls Who Wear Glasses The Somalia Pirate Dog
Trivia Turtleneck Sweaters

The Sales People

The Vacuum Cleaner

Saving Time The Hospital Experience
Friday the 13th Donuts to Go
Puppy Love Winter Storm
50 Questions Economics for Blondes
New Year's Resolution
Happy Flu Year
Season to be sneezin'
Wish List for Santa
What we really need is...
The New Computer System
We don't get it
Losing It
Where's the cell phone?

HotWings and Tears
When wings are too hot

Just Plain Sarah & GI Joe the Plumber

Barbara and the dishes
She hated washing dishes

Beowulf was here
And that's what happened...

The Gas Crisis
Why is there no gas?

Howl-o-ween Party
A party for dogs?

Sr. Discounts
Who me, a senior?

Running for the Running Mate  Why not me?

A Dog with no Name
How could we call it?

Olympic Prodigy
Why not my grandaughter?

Hooked on eBay
Time for final bidding?

My Cat Can Fly
Hutch to hutch to hutch

Progress Comes to Town
New shopping center 

Murphy's Laws for Little League Baseball

To Do or Not To Do
What to do?

Pass the Biscuits
It's a southern thang

Here Come the Mules
Mule Day again

The Blue Angels
Flying group in town

Hello Spring
Spring is out of control

Little Boy Lost
He knows where he is.

Speaking of Starbucks
A craze I don't understand

No, no, not snow!
It's March, for Pete's sake

The Rest of the Story
A trip to Florida

One Day at a Time with AT&T
Never change your ISP

Playing the Comb
How to make music

My Chili Recipe
The great chili cook-off

Magic Watch
Made by Mickey

Winter Vacation
Going to mouseland

Learning to Drive
In the old Chevolet

Bad Hair Day
A bad hair job

Home Alone
Our canine visitor

Groovy Grandma
The new iPod player 

Hand Painted
With red paint

The Hoarder
An attic full of junk

Decorator's Dream Room
B
rown mustard walls  

Blue Sequin Jacket
Outshining Elvis

Getting the Kids Back in School
School days, school daze

The Therapeutic Massage
Would she knead me like dough?

Shopping Fever
Addicted to thrift stores


Grandma the Baby-Sitter
She wore me out

New car or new toy?
Time for a trade in

Personal Shopper
Guardian shopping angel?

Not Amused by Amusement Park

A Living Symbol - The American Flag

I've been bitten by Crocs
Ugliest shoes ever

Wake Up & Smell the Coffeepot Melting

Little League 
Take Me Out to the Ballgame

It's May! It's May!
Renaissance Faire

The Caveman
I know it was him

Night at the Opry
Twangin' & Plunkin'

Springbreak
Writer's Workshop

Spring is Sprung
War on Weeds

Running without Rhythm
Daylight Savings Time

Hometown
Smyrna, TN

Medicare Madness
 Also called parts A,B,C, & D

Mentioning the Unmentionable
History of Toilet Paper

Getting Nailed
Acrylic Fingernail Craze

The Germ Freak
They are everywhere

From Your Valentine
I love you isn't enough

Invisible Snow
I can't see any snow!

Fantasy Football vs The Hottub
They Were Witches

The Starving Artist Art Sale
Art to Match Any Sofa

The Gift Card
The Most Wanted Gift

With Resolution
Another New Year

Office 101
Life in a Cubicle

Christmas Spirit
Zing!

The Gambler
 Losing at the Lottery

Who is That Masked Man?
It's the Lone Ranger!

Incredible Growing Spaghetti
I couldn't eat it all!

Never Too Old for Toys
Do you remember childhood toys?

You Might Be Car-Crazy
Is the car a part of the family?

The Storytelling Festival
It's pretty self-descriptive

Self-Service World
Pay at the Pump

It's NOT Good for You
Spinach and E.coli

The Walking Horses
Visit to the National Celebration

Pigging Out
Joys of pulled pork barbecue

School Daze
Is it September?

No Ice
Refrigerator Repair Woe

Old Sol Interview
Why so hot?

Tips to Beat the Heat
Keeping your cool

Pie In Your Face
A recent survey

In the Pink
My new cell phone

I'm Not BIG Enough
Riding the Roller Coaster

Hardware Hike
Stores are just too big

Festival, Second Time Around
 I could have had fun

Greased Lightning
I'm just too old to keep up

Strawberry Shortcake
Only 3 ingredients?

Hamster Dance
When you are old enough

On Writing Humor
Time for term  papers

The Wild Elevator Ride
Why can't the work right?

Musical Rooms
Like musical chairs... almost

HumorScope for the Year
What’s in the stars? 

 You've Gotta Glow
Story of three green pigs
Something's Fishy Here
Genetically engineered  fish 
Wire, Breaker Bar, & Lightbulb
Why so much trouble to get them?
Painting a Purple House
I've never seen a purple cow...
Empty-Nest Syndrome
When children leave the nest
Sleepless in a Sleep Clinic
How can anyone sleep?

Clean Up, Spruce Up, Fix Up
And watch out for adrenaline

What's In A Name?
I Don't Have a Nickname.

The Plumber
You can only ignore a leak for so long

Let's Just Walk
A football game without parking

Furniture Safari
Who wants new furniture?

It's a Dirty Business
The real story of country living

It Isn't Spring Yet
So don't get spring fever

All About Grits
Sort of like cream of wheat.

Cooking with Garlic
We had garlic for dinner tonight.
Going to the Mountains
A Father's Day Tribute
Interview with a Turkey
Thanksgiving is coming!
Mammogram Morning
Rant about women's health 
E-mail to Cupid
One small favor to ask
Alpha Betta
I agreed to a pet fish.
The Pizza Place
I didn't think we would find it.
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Managing winter weather
Invisible Cat
Hell hath no fury...

The White Stuff
Snow in the South

Things Can Always Get Worse!
So.. a few things went wrong?
To Sleep or Not To Sleep
Worrying about sleep disorders

Super Shopping
Football vs. Shopping

My TV Has Bad Hair
Poof - no picture!
Bringing Up the Baby New Year
Advice for a new year
Say, Can You See?
The joys of shopping for eyewear
Mind Your Peas
Black-eyed peas on New Year's Day
Going Buggy
Termite info and tips on control

Party Animal
My honey is behaving obsessively.

The Chef Strikes Again
Another cooking lesson
The Rooster Pitcher
There really is such a thing

Rain, Rain, Go Away!
I feel as if it will never stop.

Following Directions
Even if they get me lost

My Friend Jenny
I'll never get THAT overweight!
Tree Hugging
Some trees have a pedigree
Time Out
My grandson has gone home.
Showboat
A Evening with the Tourists
Green Thumb
I just don't have it - Why?
To the Computer Support Desk
What's Safe Mode?
Oktoberfest
Nashville ethnic festival
Tips on Doing Housework
Cleaning the Caveman's Cave
Take Time to be Thankful
Thoughts for Thanksgiving 
Dear Gaylord Texan
Texas sure is BIG
Fall Forward? Fall Back?
Reinventing time
Once Upon a Renaissance
In a land just over the hill ... 
A Boy's First Frog
The stuff of a small boy dreams 
Goin' to the Crick
It's just across the road
The Laws for Offices
Don't check email.
Wild, Blue, Yonder
The airshow is back in town
See Ya Later Alligator!
Get out - permanently!
Suggestions for Summer
How to have fun in the sun
Bird Clock Revisited
Column about a Singing Bird Clock
Spring Break in Pittsburgh
Not a Cracker Barrel in sight!
See Rock City
Seven States? I don't think so...
The Vegetable Garden
Spring and the weekend farmer
I'm So Middle-Aged That...
Laments of growing older
Survivor South
Where surviving is a way of life
Chicago
Ancient guys play rock with horns.
Of Boys and Red Balloons
The store was a forest of balloons
Talking Trash
I'm up to my chin in the stuff!
The Tradition
It's time for another reunion.
Dear IRS
No fine? No penalty? No audit?
I'm Bored
Whose problem is that?
Happy Birthday to Me
What's worse?
When You Snooze...
Never let a man buy the groceries!
Sacking the SuperBowl
Most-watch TV program of year
Season for Sneezin'
The story on seasonal allergies
The Makeover
All they see is your hair

Blessed are the Trailer Trash
A look at mobile homes

What's Your Hurry?
Why is everyone in such a hurry?
 
 



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