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Coffeepot
Squeezings & The Workplace
We are the most wide-eyed bunch in town.
We have We have personalized coffee mugs.
We have staff meetings just as an excuse to drink more
coffee
Mrs. Olsen said we should slow down.
We don't have paychecks -- we work for coffee money.
We auctioned the boss's desk to buy a bigger coffee pot.
We drink instant coffee while we wait for the regular to
brew.
We send email and faxes faster than machines.
We never say "Good Morning" until the coffee is
ready!
We have a special trash pickup just for coffee grounds.
Birthday celebrations are easy: cake and coffee.
Everyone's favorite gift is a coffee mug.
The coffeepot works more overtime than we do.
We come to work in the morning just to smell fresh coffee
brewing.
We get high on caffeine just so we can stay awake to drink
more.
The only language our computers understand is Java.
We think coffee and cigarettes are nature's energy foods.
We think coffee jitters are motivational.
We don't get busy; we get stimulated.
We don't have coffee breaks; we have caffeine fixes.
Spouses are referred to as coffeemates.
We think our coffee pot should have it's own private
office.
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