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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
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  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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Born Female...


You can be temperamental and blame it on your hormones. 

You get to sit down in the bathroom. 

You can ask someone lift heavy objects for you. 

You can have a bad hair day and your friends understand. 

You can cry if you want to. 

You can spend hours in the bath or shower. 

You are not expected to kill anything - except time. 

You can be sentimental. 

You can call your cell phone a necessity instead of a luxury. 

You can wear frilly things and dainty underwear. 

You don't have to shave every day. 

You can change your mind when you want to. 

You can be a back seat driver and say "I told you so". 

You can avoid eating food you don't like and say you're dieting. 

You can have a pair of shoes to match every outfit. 

You can stop and smell the flowers. 

You can talk about your feelings. 

Your life is not controlled by things that can be "clicked off." 

You get to wear lipstick, and have manicures. 

You can spend hours "just shopping" without buying anything. 



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