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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
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  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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Just Plain Sarah & GI Joe-the-Plumber

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GI Joe-the-Plumber is a limited-edition action figure icon, and the supply of this model is expected to run out after about 15 minutes of fame.  Joe comes without additional wardrobe options in order to avoid the necessity of immediate decision making.  

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Priced at only $50, plus labor and parts, it comes with a coupon for 10% off your next hot water heater purchase and installation.


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