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Columnist, Sheila Moss, is humor writer from  Tennessee. She writes  a weekly human interest column about daily life and the funny things that happen to everyone.

   She has written for  the Daily News of Kingsport,   Griffin Journal, Oakridge Now, Atlanta Woman Magazine, Aberdeen Examiner, Angleton Advocate,  and Smyrna AM, a supplement of the Murfreesboro Daily News Journal. She has been published by Voyageur Press, McGraw Hill, and the good folks at Guidepost Books.  Her articles have appeared in numerous anthologies and other publications, both in print and online.

    She is a former board member and past  Editor of  the Columnists.com, website of  the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the oldest and largest professional organization for columnists. She is the Web Editor of Southern
Humorists.com
  and  a founder of the Southern Humorists writers' organization. She is writer, editor, and webmaster of HumorColumnist.com

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12 Days of Christmas Computing...
 


Twelve Days of Christmas Computing

.
On the first day of Christmas, 
my Help Desk gave to me
A BRAND NEW USER I.D.
.
On the second day of Christmas, 
my Help Desk gave to me
TWO SIGN-IN FORMS,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the third day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
THREE VIRUS SCANS,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
FOUR PRINTERS JAMMED,
Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
FIVE NEW PASSWORDS,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
SIX EMAILS BOUNCING,
Five new passwords, Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
SEVEN PROGRAMS LOADING,
Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
EIGHT WINDOWS FROZEN.
Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
NINE CRITICAL DOWNLOADS.
Eight windows frozen, Seven programs loading,
Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
TEN UPDATES PENDING.
Nine critical downloads, Eight windows frozen,
Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
ELEVEN SERVER WARNINGS,
Ten updates pending, Nine critical downloads, Eight windows frozen,
Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
TWELVE PROGRAMS CRASHING,
Eleven server warnings, Ten updates pending, Nine critical downloads,
Eight windows frozen, Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms
And a REVOKED User I.D.
.


Copyright 2002 Sheila Moss
 
 



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